Ah, Au Bon Pain Southwest Tuna Wrap, I hate to say it. But we have to break up.
With your 900 calories and your 51 grams of fat, you just no longer fit into my life. It's a toxic relationship for me, and I know you're not going to change who you are. So, I have to cut you off. Sorry.
In fact, I don't think we should even be friends. I will probably still hang out with some of our mutual friends, like the low-fat soups and salad varieties, but I promise I won't make them choose between us.
Hope you have a good rest of your life. But, for my own health, I don't ever want to see you again.
Dangit! I hate when I don't look up the nutritional value until AFTER I eat something!
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